next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
SO WITH THE TUMBLR PRO THING I GOT A HAT????????
OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS WEBSITE
how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this.
as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
I think this was supposed to be funny/make me smile, but it only reminded me that this will never happen because his parents are DEAD. BYE.
Michael Fassbender & Benedic Cumberbacht
YOUR BOYFRIEND BLAKE
I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It’s corrosive, like acid. You got a demon, little man. There’s a shadow in you, son.