posessed by light

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

3 weeks ago on April 1st, 2014 | 141,339 notes

SO WITH THE TUMBLR PRO THING I GOT A HAT????????

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS WEBSITE

3 weeks ago on April 1st, 2014 | 0 notes

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

3 weeks ago on April 1st, 2014 | 481,086 notes
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misandry-mermaid:

Lily Allen (of “I’m satirizing the racialized misogyny of music videos by making my own racially misogynistic music video!” fame) has a new interview with Shortlist. Choice quotes below:

"I don’t think men are the enemy, I think women are the enemy. I know that when I’m sitting in a restaurant…

1 month ago on March 8th, 2014 | 468 notes
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deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

I think this was supposed to be funny/make me smile, but it only reminded me that this will never happen because his parents are DEAD. BYE.

1 month ago on March 6th, 2014 | 45,022 notes
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mrsdolowey:

Michael Fassbender & Benedic Cumberbacht

From: http://statigr.am/uerseline

1 month ago on March 4th, 2014 | 1,133 notes
teamshevine:

weedsmelling:

YOUR BOYFRIEND BLAKE

YOUR BOYFRIEND

teamshevine:

weedsmelling:

YOUR BOYFRIEND BLAKE

YOUR BOYFRIEND

1 month ago on March 4th, 2014 | 395 notes
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teamshevine:

#actual disney princess

I JUST

teamshevine:

I JUST

1 month ago on March 4th, 2014 | 359 notes
1 month ago on February 25th, 2014 | 351 notes

I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It’s corrosive, like acid. You got a demon, little man. There’s a shadow in you, son.

1 month ago on February 25th, 2014 | 1,949 notes