The lights are on and someone is home.

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Hot Tracks | Adam Levine with his 1958 Porsche Speedster

Photograph by Roger Davies

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utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

“Avengers Anonymous:

All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”

Ruffalo’s painted green and refuses to speak in full sentences; Renner’s hiding in one of the air vents and no one can get him to come down so they’ve given up for the moment; Hemsworth’s taken to carrying around a large mallet with the head painted grey.

Johansson keeps popping out of nowhere and shooting Nerf darts at Hiddleston’s bucket. Many are still stuck to it. She yells “BUDAPEST!” at random.

Gregg sits extremely close to Evans, whilst eating a donut with a poker face. Everytime RDJ does something stupid Gregg points a tazer at him and states “If you  try to play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.” 

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This Fic Is Not Very Good But I’m Going to Keep Reading It

An autobiography

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Verdade da vida. (at O Reino do Chocolate)

David Bowie has a condition called anisocoria, which is the medical term for unequal pupils. In 1962, aged 14, he got punched in the eye by his schoolfriend George Underwood, during an argument over a girl named Carol Goldsmith. George’s fingernail caught David’s eye and dislodged something. David was admitted to Farnborough Hospital, where it was found that the sphincter muscles of his left eye were badly torn and he underwent two eye operations. He has an enlarged pupil that remains permanently open, giving them an unusual appearance. Contrary to popular belief David doesn’t have two different coloured eyes - they are both the same colour. The enlarged pupil only gives the “effect” of two different coloured eyes

“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in.” The Shining (1980)